Early Bird

I was awaken by the voice of my mom calling out my name. It pisses me off but I can't complain since I promised I will wake up early today. My eyes were heavier than Pilitteri and Brunner carried together.

Early birds. Early, early birds.
That is what I do not like with my parents. They always decide to go to mass at the earliest time you can imagine. 6:00am? 7:30am? The latest is 8:30am. I'm lucky today, it was 8:30am.

If it was not for my dog, jumping on my bed, sure thing I'm just about to wake up.

I'm like a zombie this morning. I did not even had a decent breakfast since I do not have the appetite to do so. I was staring at the blank space of nothingness. There was a banana on the table. One last banana and I grabbed it, peeeeeeled it and ate it. It was enough if I spend time on eating oatmeal it will take me an hour -- It was already 8:10am. I didn't even took a bath -- but HEY I did brush my teeth and washed my face, and changed undies O_O

Early birds are persistent. They do not stop until you yourself become an early bird O_O

Just wanted to share that.

What I saw in the mirror

I was about to leave the house to go for an anticipated mass.

It is my usual problem when going out -- what should I wear? 

I put on at least 2 shirts on before finally coming to a decision, I'd wear the white shirt. That always happens, I always end up with the white shirt, skinny jeans, and a pair of sneakers.

But when I was about to check out my face.

To my surprise, what an ugly fag I've became. I looked fat. My face was rounder than it was 2 months ago O_O

I dashed to the living room without any second thoughts and grabbed the one thing I needed the most -- the weighing scale. Of course, I can't decide with appearance alone, I must have a numerical fact to scientifically prove what I saw.

I stepped on the weighing scale. My first reaction was, "OH #*$(# I can't see it's too dark". Stupid. So I brought it in the room, because the room is just 3 footstep away, no need to turn on the lights of the living room.

AND THEN.

AND THEN

I SAW IT

I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

One hundred %&#*(&#*(&@.

Yeah whatever.

True that, my face was really rounder.