Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
There are square sandwich meats. But yea some are round. 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Doesn't mean round, must be placed in something round

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you  naked anyway.

Haha, those doctors don't want to help you unbutton your shirt

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but why do fat cells live forever?

I remember the saying "You are what you eat".

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

HAHAH I bet he'll look like a lizard. 

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

I'm so glad they don't bend the other way. It's so funny :)) I'm gonna puke at the way it looks

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn’t we be afraid of the sudden stop?

HAHAH This got me

If experience is the best teacher, do all surgeons go through surgery during their training?

HAHAHA OWNED

Why are short people the last to be hit by rain but the first to drown?

HAHAHAHA I didn't realize that. Yea, hahahahahahaha. 

Do bald people get Dandruff? 

Of course dandruff is about the scalp, not the hair. 

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

They will work on the patient while calling for help. You can't leave a patient -- but in surgeries there is a circulating nurse and she's the one responsible for that doctor. There's a lot of people in the operating room actually. They are all ready for action!

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

HAHAHA I think so! hahahahah

 If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? 

Yes they must. They must call another ambulance. 

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? 

They float okay, they won't fall. 

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What if you were traveling in space and found a new planet filled with aliens and with their own colony, but you only had enough fuel to either land or make it home safely, what would you do

I will go home because there's no place like home :)))

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which song would you choose?

I'd probably choose, "Ohayou" by HXH. That song doesn't get old. 

If electricity weren't invented yet, how would your life be different?

Life would be so different. Everyone is dependent on electricity. Flintstones style.

If you had to lose an arm or a leg, which would you choose. Why?

What a terrible question. I'd probably give up on a leg since prosthesis for a leg is common and it is easier to train with an equipment for walking. If I lose one of my arms my life would change since I work with my arms with every single thing. 

If you could be famous, but poor forever would you do it?

I'm thinking if I'm famous people knows I'm poor, they'll give me money. HAHA. But the question says poor forever. I don't like to be poor and famous. If I would be a nobody but rich, I can do a lot of things. 

If you could know every language in the world, but you would never be able to use your native language again, would you?

No! Kakaiba ang tagalog. Kahit hindi sosyal pakinggan.

If you woke up suddenly because your house was on fire, which three things would you save as you ran outside?

Phone - to call for help/ call for family if they are not in the house / relatives 

Wallet - important cards are in there
Eyeglasses - so i can see things clearly

If you were asked to speak to a graduating class, what would you say?

Welcome to the world where there will no longer be "school rules" no more " annoying teacher" and no more "cheat mate" to rely on. You didn't graduate with honors. You didn't even have a high grade. You just passed and THANK GOD you did. 

Are those the things that defy you? Yes, they reflect what shit you did during your college days. But sure, we all go through those shits. That's what you have, take it with you. If you don't like it prove something to change it. If your satisfied with it, it's up to you. 

It does not end with a passing mark. It doesn't end with a high grade either. People will always rate you, test you, and give you failing marks. The thing is, do you stop there? Will you give up? Life is always about chasing something. 

Give it up, find another one, try again. Whatever you will do, just keep on moving. Never stop. Face failures, accept victories, carry on with what's in front of you. Never ever stop. 

If you had to choose between a wonderful romantic relationship that would end after only a year, or a so-so relationship that would last your entire life, which one would you choose?

I'd choose a wonderful romantic relationship because I can say that it was fun while it lasted. If it's so-so -- it was never fun even if it lasted! HAHAHHAA. 

If you had to choose between love and no money or money and no love for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Why are there no in-betweens? HAHA. Well, who said that money can't buy love? HAHA. HAHAH. I really want love to be part of my life, however I just can't agree that I won't have any money. It is hard to live without money in this time. 

If you were given a choice between being given great wisdom or great wealth, which would you choose?

Great wisdom. 

What if tomorrow morning when you get up, you can't find people on the streets, in the city, or in the country and later you discover you are the only human being on the earth.

Oh. I'd find a dog. An animal who can keep me company. And then I'll do the harlem shake alone in the streets. I'll run like Forrest Gump. I'll study how to fly an airplane and go places. I'll climb every mountain. I'd go naked on the streets HAHA. 

What if you could neglect one personal hygiene routine (shaving, brushing your teeth, cutting your nails, etc.) without any adverse effect to your image or health, what would you choose?

Oh. Cleaning ears. It isn't noticeable and cleaning ears isn't really necessary because you need ear wax on your ears. HAHAHAHAH. Ew. 

What if you woke up one morning in another country surrounded by people who spoke no english and with only the clothes you slept in, what would you do?

Charades. It's all about charades now. But I can point at things. No rules. But still it is charades. 

What if you were walking through the forest and you suddenly saw a tiger, what would you do?

Good thing he didn't saw me! I'd hide. Remain silent and wait 'till the beast leaves.